So get this ... Teva sandals -- you know, those hippie hiking sandals -- now come in a stiletto style. They cost $330, but the ability to go from mountain climbing to a black tie event without changing your shoes? Priceless.

Source: NewHighMart.com

• Bill Maher was the Oscar Grinch. He tweeted, "It's amazing that the highest-rated show of the year is mostly bald guys making speeches in broken English...The only reason this [bleeping] show is nine hours long is so they can sell more commercials...Actors are just the best-est people in the world! We are so lucky to be sharing the earth with them."
  
  
• Neil Patrick Harris tweeted just after his opening number, "I told you I wasn't doing a duet."
  
  
• Kevin Nealon: "What is Jeff Bridges smoking, man?"
  
  
• Rainn Wilson: "Shhhh. I'm live tweeting from directly under
  Sandra Bullock's chair...Jeff Bridges is channeling the ghost of Colonel Sanders...I didn't know chicks directed things."
  
  
• Perez Hilton: "At Elton John's Oscar party! Just had a lovely chat with Victoria Beckham! Anthony Keidis and Joaquin Phoenix are at my dinner table! Elton and Betty White are at the table to my left!"
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• Mandy Moore was a bit of a bummer. She tweeted, "In the time the Oscars are on, three U-S women will be diagnosed with cervical cancer, one every 47 minutes. Learn more."
  
  
• Jane Fonda tweeted from the Vanity Fair Oscar dinner, "Glad Mo'Nique won, but oops she forgot to thank [director] Lee Daniels."
  
  
• David Spade: "Oscars are on...I just blow dry my hair and sit in my living room in case someone doesn't show and they want me to run down and cover."
  
  
• Kevin Smith: "FINALLY! The Academy acknowledges John Hughes. Sweet and well-deserved."
  
  
• Denise Richards: "Was it me or did the Oscars seem long?"